User:Axnyr/Omnipotent irritant
| Omnipotent irritant | |
|---|---|
 "That $@#! just RICK-ROLLED me!!" |
Omnipotent irritant is the ability to annoy anybody, anywhere, at any time.
Characters
- Rick Astley is the first person to display this ability.
- Ryan also has this ability.
- No other characters have attempted to copy, absorb, steal or otherwise gain this ability due to being unable to get close enough without being too annoyed to use their abilities.
About
Rick Astley
Rick has demonstrated an unheard of proficiency with the ability, which is strong enough to cause a music video of his greatest hit, "Never Gonna Give You Up" to appear instead of any other video on millions of computers worldwide, at the same time, with no apparent effort.
Ryan
Though nowhere near as powerful or as infamous as Rick, Ryan has shown far more versatility with the power. He describes it as "a sixth sense to know the best way to piss someone off at any given moment." Thus far, using his ability, he has been able to:
- Force people's computers to immediately reboot and lose all unsaved progress on "lyke da best fanfic EVAR!!!111!",
- Send internet trolls running away, crying to their mothers,
- Appear with a meaningless bit of trivia you'll never need or want to know,
- and interrupt your private affectionate moment with a piece of deadpan snarkery.
Memorable Quotes
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye..."
- - Rick (while using his ability)