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User:Tesphen/Mr Muggles is Evil

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Oh, hai dere. Ready to die?

During the course of Heroes there has been indeniable proof that Mr. Muggles is a being of pure evil. Yet still, drawn in by his "cute" appearence, gulible veiwers cannot see the truth. Below I have listed definate proof; proof that can only point to Mr Muggles being really, really evil. Perhaps even as evil as waffles.

Slip Ups

Below are all the episodes in which Mr Muggles has slipped up and inadvertantly revealed his evilness.

Genesis

Sandra Bennet (brainwashed slave to Mr Muggles)reveals that Carla thinks Mr. Muggles is not breed-worthy. However Mrs. Bennet goes on to mention that Mr. Muggles has won five local all-breed rallies, and two regional all-breed rallies. Of Carla is right and Mr Muggles idn't breed worthy then obviously he used his evil powers to win these compotitions

Lyle Bennet complains that Mr. Muggles humps his leg. A lot of evil people have sexual problems. Hitler did, probably.

Better Halves

Sandra complains about a fellow breeder who wanted her poodle to breed with Mr. Muggles. Sandra says Mr Muggles doesn't want anything to do with a breed that has poo in it's name. This means Mr. Muggles is a racist. Racists are not very nice. Evil people are not very nice. Hence Mr. Muggles is evil.

Nothing to Hide

Just like a lot of evil people it is shown that Mr. Muggles has a superiority complex. Claire and Zach are forced to carry him so that his paws do not get dirty.

Homecoming

A lot of you will by this point be saying: "This is rediculous! Mr. Muggles does not have the mental capabilities to hold the Bennet Family in an evil reign of terror" but if you watch this episode carefully you will see the dog reading. READING! He is clearly not a normal dog and was catching up on the gossip about nuclear devices.

The Fix

More evil shenanigance in this episode. Mr. Muggles has bullied a groomer into not cutting one of his claws so that he can destroy the Bennets' floors.

Distractions

Sylar tells Sandra that he saw Mr. Muggles wandering around the neighbourhood. A likely story! If it is shown in "Nothing to Hide" that Mr. Muggles thinks it below him to walk to a car he isn't exactly going to patrol the neighbourhood is he? It is much more likely that he and Sylar were discussing world domination.

To back up the above point, later in the episode Mr. Muggles licks Sylar's shoes. This might be a dog custom, thanking Sylar for some vital warplans.

Run!

This is the episode that first drew me to the possibility of Mr. Muggles' evilness. In this episode his spell on Sandra is broken - probably related to Sylar throwing her into a cabinet - and she sees him for what he is. An evil hellhound.

Unexpected

Mr. Muggles has begun to doubt that Sandra is a good enough slave in this episode. She collapses and he laps up some spilt milk instead of helping her, he also seems immune to the glass shards from the broken milk jug. Didn't Stalin like milk? Come to think of it didn't Stalin like waffles!?

Company Man

Mr. Muggles doesn't take kindly to his home being invaded. He barks viciously at Ted, scaring the man so much that he decides not to nuke the dog.

Mr. Muggles, realising that it is futile trying to save the pathetic Bennet's hope from being destroyed gets his slave Sandra to take him from the building.

Parasite

Sandra says Mr. Muggles is in a dog hotel. Not very likely considering that Mr. Muggles is a racist with a superiority complex. He probably escaped to the Conclave of Doom and told Sandra to say that.

How to Stop an Exploding Man

Sylar kills Ted because Mr. Muggles demanded it. Mr. Muggles does not take kindly to home invaders.

Relationships

Allies of Muggles

Sandra Bennet - Because she is trapped as his slave.

Sylar - Because he is such an evil person.

Enemies of Muggles

Claire Bennet - Mr. Muggles does not want to save the cheerleader.

Noah Bennet - Mr. Muggles does not want to take down the Company.

Lyle Bennet - Mr. Muggles has used Lyle for sex against his will in the past.

Ted Sprague - Mr. Muggles ordered his death.

God - Obvious reasons.

Conclusion

It is clear to me what the writers are getting at here. Mr Muggles is the reincarnation of Hitler's dog Blondi.